Eighteen championship holes, one active volcano, a unionized herd of goat caddies, and the only par 6 in the hemisphere that requires a signed waiver. Come for the golf. Stay because the shuttle left.
Course architect Dennis Barnacle had never played golf when he designed Bogey Bay. He has since played golf, and he stands by nothing.
A blind tee shot into a ravine so steep the cart path has a chairlift. Nobody has ever seen the green from the tee box, including the groundskeeper, who insists it is there.
Hazard: gravity, mostly
Plays 580 yards around the crater rim, or 190 straight across it if you are having a bad week. The fairway is warm. The greens fee includes one (1) fire blanket.
Hazard: lava, ash, regret
The green is shared with 40 goats who have collective bargaining rights. If a goat eats your ball you may take a free drop, but you must apologize to the goat first, out loud, using its name.
Hazard: chewing, judgment
There is no green. There is no tee. There is a hammock, a small pillow, and a volunteer named Ruth who will wake you in 20 minutes. Play through at your own risk. Ruth notices.
Hazard: dreams
Both the tee box and the green are islands. So is the fairway. So is the 150 marker. The lake was not in the original plans and we are not sure where it came from.
Hazard: water, on all sides, forever
The longest closing hole in recorded golf. It has its own weather system, two rest stops, and a small unincorporated village at the 600 marker where you can buy a sandwich and reconsider your life.
Hazard: the passage of time
Missed a three foot putt in front of your boss? Do not panic. Our patented engine generates a fully deniable explanation in under one second. Over 40,000 combinations. None of them your fault.
Press the button and stop taking responsibility.
Not admissible in club tribunal proceedings.
Round 3 of 4. Scores update every few seconds, which is more often than anyone actually plays a shot.
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All memberships include a locker, a towel, and one strong opinion about the greens committee.
$49/mo
Cart not included. Legs included.
$149/mo
Most popular. We are as surprised as you.
$9,400/once
Portrait painted by Ruth. Ruth paints everyone the same.
★★★★★
"Lost eleven balls, one shoe, and my sense of self. Best round of my life. Already rebooked for Thursday."
★★★★☆
"Course is in immaculate shape. Docked one star because a goat named Deborah ate my scorecard while making direct eye contact with me."
★★★★★
"I came here to play 18 and instead I napped on hole 16 for forty minutes and woke up a better father. Also I shot 137."
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